Parvati flirts, schemes and lies her way to winning $1 Million on Survivor!

I'm very surprised that she beat Amanda in the final vote! Parv did indeed deserve the cash. She played a perfect game. Watch the final episode at CBS

Bono celebrates his birthday with Brad Pitt.

I wonder if he jumped out of a cake................
People:
Even by Monaco standards, it wasn't your ordinary dinner party for 12 on Friday night – though there was cake and champagne. To celebrate his 48th birthday, U2 frontman Bono held a small dinner party at Sass' Café in Monaco. On the guest list: Brad Pitt, Monaco's Prince Albert II and The Edge. "It was really quite a surprise," the café's maitre de tells PEOPLE. "It wasn't organized in advance. We only got called on it that afternoon." Despite Pitt's presence, Angelina Jolie, who had visited Bono in Eze with her children last Sunday, remained at home. The sit-down dinner, arranged by Bono's wife Ali Hewson, began with red wine at 10 p.m., according to staff, even before The Edge arrived for the evening. The meal was followed by a champagne toast and strawberry cake lit with candles; a staffer described the party as "tres speciale." No word on what gifts Bono received – but what do you give a man who has his own rock band and has already been nominated for the Nobel Prize?

Heidi Montag vs. Lauren Conrad. Round #2,098 on ELLEN

Where's Vince McMahon? The WWE would be a perfect place to settle this once and for all..................
US:

Heidi Montag doesn't miss her once-close friendship with Lauren Conrad
"It's kind of like a weight off my shoulders," the Hills star said of the demise in a taped interview with Ellen DeGeneres airing Monday.
"Towards the end of our relationship she was just always yelling at me and nagging at me because she didn't like my boyfriend [Spencer Pratt]," Montag said.
"She had a boyfriend I didn't like for several years but I didn't really think that was my job [to say anything]," she added. "I was kind of like let's just go our own ways."
Montag and Conrad's friendship – they were once roommates, too – fizzled over their different opinions about Pratt as well as Conrad's claim that Montag and Pratt spread rumors that a sex tape of Conrad existed.
The once BFFs had not been together for about two years until they were photographed for the current cover of Rolling Stone.
"They're all having fun and I'm like let's just get it done," Montag said of the shoot, which also included Hills co-stars Whitney Port and Audrina Patridge. "I mean... awkward!"

Denials of Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's engagement are imminent!

From what I understand, the pair are not engaged. Get ready for the denials from the reps.................
Star Pulse:
Hudson and Owen Wilson are reportedly engaged - after the actress was spotted sporting a diamond ring on her wedding finger on Thursday.
The blonde beauty was seen wearing the huge sparkler outside a Boston, Massachusetts restaurant , fueling speculation the on-off couple is taking their relationship to the next level.
The pair met on the set of 2006 movie You, Me & Dupree and were romantically linked later that year, after Hudson split from her husband of six years, The Black Crowes rocker Chris Robinson.
The couple parted ways in June 2007, just two months before Wilson's alleged suicide attempt, with rumors claiming the end of their relationship was the reason behind the attempt on his life.
However, in recent months the stars have appeared to rekindle their love, and spent Easter together in March in Miami, Florida. They were also spotted enjoying a lunch date with Wilson's parents on Hudson's 29th birthday last month, where onlookers described the pair as "lovey-dovey".
A source tells Britain's News Of The World newspaper, "Kate supported Owen during his low patch and that proved to him she's the woman he wants to be with for ever."
The source adds, "The engagement is a natural step for them both."

Alanis Morissette talks about depression and hitting rock bottom.

Depression and anger make for great songwriting.........
People:

Alanis Morissette says she's naturally optimistic – but battled hard times over the last few years when she hit "rock bottom." "I took a break over the past two and half years. I was tending to my personal life," says the singer, who called off her engagement to longtime boyfriend Ryan Reynolds in 2007. During that time, she says she hit "rock bottom" due to "a personal unraveling of significant relationships in my life." (Morissette did not comment about Reynolds's recent engagement to Scarlett Johansson.)But the singer, 33, worked through the low period by writing songs for her upcoming album, Flavors of Entanglement, due June 10, and discovering more outlets for her emotions. She says that "everything from pounding pillows to sharing with intimate friends," helped her through the hard time. "The record chronicles the rock bottom finally being hit." Still, she's hopeful about true love she says. "Oh yeah. My nature is always hope filled. It's more about values matching now. That's the foundation." Though she admits she is, "dating someone," she says she'd rather not reveal who it is – yet. What the singer will reveal is that she's planning to tour North America this fall – but first she wants to catch one of the summer's most anticipated movies: Sex and the City. "I will definitely be going to see that movie," enthused Morissette, who once had a guest role on the HBO series. "I'm the girl that would torture a few of my guy friends and bring them."

Video: Shia Leboeuf dresses as a woman!

Links that are forgiven but not forgotten!

The Coors performing "Forgiven but not Forgotten" live.

Madonna slams Britney Spears' lack of childhood! Britney Spears Is Not Dead Yet

Hayden Panettiere wants you to sit on her yoga mat...yes you!! Hayden's Countdown

Speed Racer is already called a bomb!! Sexy Sandy Says

Carmen Electra tells Moms to be ready for sex at all times!

I'm not sure what to say.................
Entertainmentwise:

Newly-engaged Carmen Electra is giving weary mums a few sex tips to keep the romance alive in their marriage - just in time for America's Mother's Day on Sunday.
The actress/model tells the new issue of Cosmopolitan that women should always be prepared for sex - even if that means keeping a "sexiness kit" at work or in the car.
Electra claims the ideal kit should include "perfume, lip gloss, and a pair of heels."
And she adds, "Being flirty is a way of letting a guy know you're interested without making a fool of yourself."

Video: Tom Brady's Wonder Woman obsession, Playboy banned in the military, and Dick Cheney likes skateboarding......

Video: "The Office" guys sing to Angela's baby!

Kim Kardashian undergoes cellulite removal.

Has anyone seen Bruce Jenner's face on Kim's TV show? No cellulite there. No facial movement either........
Exposay:
Kim Kardashian is reportedly undergoing specialist cellulite removal treatment.
The socialite - who was recently criticized by former friend Paris Hilton for having "cottage cheese butt" - has the treatment along with sister Khloe and Kourtney in an upcoming episode of their reality TV show, 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'.
A source said: "In the episode, which will air on May 11, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney talk about their body-image issues and have this specialist treatment."
"However, Kim was so impressed with the treatment that she has continued to have regular sessions since they filmed the episode."

Hugh Hefner offers Miley Cyrus an oppertunity to pose nude for Playboy when she turns 18!!

Oh Lord.....
Extra:
"Extra" caught up with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion last night as Jayde Nicole was honored as the "2008 Playmate of the Year." When we asked if Hef will approach Miley to appear in his magazine when she reaches the legal age of 18, he said, "Certainly she'd be welcome to the magazine. She's a very pretty lady."
As for the drama caused by Cyrus' VF shoot? "To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos -- I think it's a reflection of how schizophrenic America is about sexuality."

Video: Alec Baldwin talks about running for office....Imagine him leaving voice mails for potential voters!

"Hi you pig, it's me Alec Baldwin. I know you don't have anything better to do than watching Springer or stuffing your fat face with Cheetos. So get up off your lazy ass and vote for me. You worthless piece of garbage!"

Links that have not experienced hollow years!

Dream Theater performs "Hollow Years" live.

Britney Spears visits MTV's "Rock The Cradle". Britney Spears Is Not Dead Yet

Eva looks like a genius! Fire Cubed

Jennifer Hudson's new single. Jam or slam? lovebscott

Jessica Simpson shakes it onstage! NewsToob

New "24" photo released. What's up with Bill's hair?? Televisionista

Gawker attacks Geno's World's friends!

Oh the pain!!! The horror! But seriously, Jim is a good guy who's a pro at what he does. His clients get a tremendous effort from a pro when they hire Jim. We all should be lucky to have a gent like Jim on our side. That being said, it is a funny piece that Gawker wrote.......
Gawker:
What's the word on the street these days? "Word on the street is that Brian Anthony is also fighting hard to open for Madonna on her upcoming "Hard Candy" tour." This Brian Anthony, who is some type of music maker, did a mashup of his music with Madonna's and put it on his Myspace page. Now, "The 'Worked Up!' mash-up is being passed around the Madonna camp and the buzz is BIG on it." How can we be so sure? Because we got the information firsthand, in a hilariously inept press release from Jim Strzalkowski, fantabulous PR man—and fan—to the D-list stars!..........Now, he's keeping gossip sites like us on the cutting edge of Brian Anthony's doomed attempt to work his way onto Madonna's tour, somehow. "As Reported at GENO'S WORLD." Let us at it! Hey Jim, don't get so excited about it that you go and put your own job in jeopardy—we need you!:
If you are a Madonna fan or a fan of dance music in general, you MUST visit Brian Anthony's MySpace page to check out his "Worked Up! Brian Anthony Vs. Madonna" megamix! What a treat! It's great to hear one of our favorite early Madge songs, "Everybody," sampled throughout. I made the mistake of bouncing to it at work and made a big scene dancing with my co-workers!
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With this Latin lover's "mucho caliente" looks and his steamy lyrics you know the girls across the pond are salivating for him. Wait until Madonna gets her hands on this one!
We'll wait.

"Survivor"'s Erik lets 4 women talk him out of winning $1 Million!!

I was literally screaming at my TV last night. poor, poor Erik. He was immune from elimination, yet the power of 4 smart, attractive women was too much for him.
Watch the episode at CBS.com

George Clooney and Sarah Larson were addicted to "Rock of Love"!

I was addicted also. And yet, I wasn't recovering from a motorcycle accident.........
US:

Even Sarah Larson and George Clooney have their occasional guilty pleasure.
While recovering from a motorcycle accident last fall, she says they were glued to marathons of VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.
"We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated," Sarah says in June's Harper's Bazaar. "And we were like, 'This is sad.'"

Liv Tyler, will you go out with me?

O.k., I know this isn't classy, but what the heck....Hi Liv, it's me Geno. I'm sorry to hear about your marriage. That being said, how about going on a date with me? I know a great burger joint in the Boston area. If you're in the mood for seafood, we can go to Legals. e-mail me and I'll work out the details with you..............

ET:

After five years of marriage, LIV TYLER, 30, and her musician husband, ROYSTON LANGDON, 36, have decided to call it quits, according to People magazine.
"Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation," her rep said in a statement. "They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son MILO and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time."

Video: Jessica Alba challenges fan to staring contest!

I'm pretty sure I'd lose. It's hard to stare at her in the eyes for too long. Even via the Internet....

Minnie Driver will sing about broken hearts, bar fights, lost loves and dead dogs on her new CD.

I kid. I like Country music.........

Independent:

We might know Driver best as one of our more successful ex-pat Hollywood actresses, but she was a musician long before she turned to acting. And, having overcome initial scepticism to win enthusiastic reviews for her first album four years ago, she's back with a new one. It's not just a vanity project either – her impressive supporting cast includes Ryan Adams and his band The Cardinals, as well as indie singer Liz Phair. And a fine effort it is, too, Driver's warm, smoky voice perfectly suited to a set of melodic self-penned songs of love and heartbreak, inspired by a failed relationship.

Video: Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz talk about their new "Vegas" flick!

I want to have relations with Laura Bush.

Oh, that's Elizabeth Banks? O.k., I feel better.......
Just Jared:
Here is the first picture of Josh Brolin as George W. Bush and Elizabeth Banks as the First Lady Laura Bush! The pair is featured on the cover of this week’s cover of Entertainment Weekly for their new film W.

Links that talk to me!

Peter Gabriel performs "Come Talk To Me" live. Paula Cole, Manu Katche, Tony Levin, David Rhodes and company are on top of their game! Great tune....

Britney Spears still rides by private jet. Britney Spears Is Not Dead Yet.

Ashlee and Jessica Simpson's breasts provide great headlines. Candy Kirby

Cindy Crawford table dances for her husband's friends. Celebrity Smack

Pam Anderson's Garage sale. Celebslam

Eva Mendes poses topless for Italian Vogue. Fire Cubed

Alicia Keys promo pics are stunning. NewsToob

Who is the father of Minnie Driver's baby? Sexy Sandy Says

Hannah Montana ratings take a dive!

I can't help but think that the "South Park" town is behind this...............
Entertainmentwise:

It's emerged that viewing figures for Miley Cyrus' TV show Hannah Montana are down following the furore over its star's suggestive Vanity Fair photo shoot.
Sunday’s brand spanking new episode of the Disney Channel hit saw a 14% decline in audience from the previous fresh episode, which aired before the 'nude scandal' broke, according to the Nielsen Company.
However, longterm figures suggest that Miley fever was on the wane even before the recent hubub - Sunday's audience was down 26% compared with the first original show of the year, which aired in January.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck disgusts women by showing off her bikni body after delivering her second child!

Men around the world turn to their wives and say "See honey! Elizabeth did it. Why can't you?".... The men then deal with having a spoon inserted into their ear and their head stuck into a microwave.............
People:
Just six months after the birth of her second child, The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck is ready to show off her bikini body. "Body image has nothing to do with scale numbers, it's how you feel inside," Hasselbeck, who turns 31 this month, told Fitness magazine. "This is the first time I've felt free from that, because I am working out in a way where I feel so strong that there's no room for those doubts." She adds: "I finally told myself ... 'I've got some curves, I've got a bubble butt, but I don't mind, because it's what powers me forward when I run.' "To prepare for her cover of the magazine's June issue, Hasselbeck did run – she worked out for six weeks, including daily dashes and weight training. And to get that flat belly back, she did ab work two times a week. According to Fitness Editor-in-Chief Denise Brodey, "Elisabeth said, 'I feel like I'm an athlete again.'" Her goal wasn't to lose weight she says, she just wanted to eat healthier and have more energy. So the magazine had a nutritionist design a wheat free (Hasselbeck has celiac disease), energy-packed plan featuring lean protein and vegetables, along with nutrition bars and nuts for snacks.

Did Ashlee Simpson get a breast job? Is she pregnant? Or was God generous in the breast department?

Examine the gallery closely at Egotastic and make up your mind......

Scarlett Johansson's new music video can't make up for the fact that she can't sing and the material blows!

Man, she's adorable and sexy. Man, I just can't enjoy this track..........

Nicolas Cage likes cock....Bangkok that is.

"Bangkok Dangerous" opens on August 22nd. I'll be checking it out.............

The life of an anonymous assassin takes an unexpected turn when he travels to Thailand to complete a series of contract killings. Joe (Nicolas Cage), a remorseless hitman, is in Bangkok to execute four enemies of a ruthless crime boss named Surat. He hires Kong (Shahkrit Yamnarm), a street punk and pickpocket, to run errands for him with the intention of covering his tracks by killing him at the end of the assignment. Strangely, Joe, the ultimate lone wolf, instead finds himself mentoring the young man while simultaneously being drawn into a tentative romance with a local shop girl. As he falls further under the sway of Bangkok’s intoxicating beauty, Joe begins to question his isolated existence and let down his guard …just as Surat decides it’s time to clean house.

Directors Oxide Pang and Danny Pang (The Eye) paint an explosive picture of the Bangkok underworld, illuminated with neon and saturated in violence. Based on the Pang Brothers’ wildly popular Hong Kong action film of the same name BANGKOK DANGEROUS is written by Jason Richman. The adrenaline-powered thriller stars Nicolas Cage (Leaving Las Vegas, National Treasure), Charlie Young (Seven Swords), Shahkrit Yamnarm (Belly of the Beast) and Dom Hetrakul (Sniper 3). The film is produced by Jason Shuman, William Sherak, Nicolas Cage and Norm Golightly. Andrew Pfeffer, Derek Dauchy, Denis O’Sullivan and Ben Waisbren serve as the executive producers.

Twin Girls for Angelina Jolie?

It's gotta be true. They wouldn't print it otherwise. :)
Star:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are thrilled to be adding two more daughters to their rainbow brood. But serious medical problems — and a frightening collapse — are casting a dark cloud over their baby joy.
Angelina and Brad will be adding two more girls to their growing family when Angie gives birth in July, Star has learned exclusively. And they are ecstatic at the news that they are having twin daughters. "Brad can't wait — he absolutely adores little girls," says a family insider. "And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy."
But behind all the joy, Angelina's difficult pregnancy has the superstar couple on edge, as they prepare for a worst-case-scenario birth early this summer.
In fact, just before leaving for France, Angelina suffered a terrifying collapse that left her tearful, weak and panic stricken, fearing her fall may have harmed her two unborn babies, an insider tells Star.
"Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell," says the insider. "Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals."

Links that do not eat dust!

Catherine Wheel's video for "Eat My Dust You Insensitive F@@K"! Great song, gives me chills!

Britney Spears' life looks good....for now. Britney Spears Is Not Dead Yet.

Natalie Portman's boyfriend is hot. Candy Kirby

Chris Noth hates Victoria Secret. Celebrity Smack

Elisha Cuthbert hits the beach. Celebslam

Avril Lavigne does Maxim Germany. NewsToob